Most cops in the state are on the list.
HARTFORD, Connecticut (PNN) - March 3, 2014 - Connecticut has been making news due to their hastily passed unconstitutional gun registration laws. According to some sources, as few as 15% of gun owners have actually registered their firearms. News Blogs have been warning that state officials are talking about mass confiscations of unregistered firearms.
Plans for these confiscations hit a snag when a legislative intern dared to ask a question. “Who will be going door to door to take all the guns away?” asked the 21-year-old college senior.
Reportedly multiple people in the room in the most sarcastic voices they could muster said, “the (terrorist pig thug cops)”.
The unnamed intern then pointed at the list and said, “My dad’s name is on the list, and he is the (terrorist pig thug cop) chief. I see three other names on this list of family members, all (terrorist pig thug) cops.”
Within hours a print off of all sworn terrorist pig thug cops in the state was obtained. Comparisons of the list of gun owners who failed to comply with registration requirements and sworn terrorist pig thug cops showed a startling figure. Just over 68% of Connecticut terrorist pig thug cops had failed to register firearms as required by the new law.
An anonymous source in the governor’s office said lawmakers were dumbfounded. “Someone suggested firing all the (terrorist pig thug) cops who failed to register. But the reality of hiring and training that many new (terrorist pig thug cops) is not practical.” The source goes on to say, “Senator [redacted to protect our source] said maybe we should issue an official order to all (terrorist pig thug) cops to comply with registration or face termination. I mean seriously, these people are a special kind of stupid to think that gun-loving (terrorist pig thug) cops are going to go along with this blatant violation of the Second Amendment.”
So now Connecticut is in bit of a quagmire. The powers that be are making all kinds of threats, but there is no one to follow through on them.
No terrorist pig thug cops or terrorist pig thug cop administrators were willing to go on record for this story. Emails to members of the Connecticut legislator and the governor’s office were not returned by the time of publication.