LONDON, England (PNN) - January 30, 2012 - Two British tourists were barred from entering the Fascist Police States of Amerika (FPSA) after joking on Twitter that they were going to “destroy Amerika” and “dig up Marilyn Monroe”.
Leigh Van Bryan, 26, was handcuffed and kept under armed guard in a cell with Mexican drug dealers for 12 hours after landing in Los Angeles with his friend, Emily Bunting.
The Amerikan Gestapo Department of Homeland Security division flagged him as a potential threat when he posted an excited tweet to his pals about his forthcoming trip to Hollywood, which read, “Free this week, for quick gossip/prep before I go and destroy Amerika?”
After making their way through passport control at Los Angeles International Airport last Monday afternoon, the pair was detained by armed guards.
Despite telling officials the term “destroy” was British slang for “party”, they were held on suspicion of planning to “commit crimes” and had their passports confiscated.
Leigh was also quizzed about another tweet, which quoted hit comedy Family Guy, which read, “3 weeks today, we're totally in LA p****** people off on Hollywood Blvd and diggin' Marilyn Monroe up!”
Federal agents even searched his suitcase looking for spades and shovels, claiming Emily was planning to act as Leigh's “lookout” while he raided Marilyn's tomb.
Bar manager Leigh, from Coventry, and Emily, 24, from Birmingham, were then quizzed for five hours at LAX by fascist pig thug officials before they were handcuffed and put into a van with illegal alien invaders and locked up overnight.
They spent 12 hours in separate holding cells before being driven back to the airport, where they were put on a plane home via Paris.
Leigh, an Irish national, and Emily arrived at Birmingham Airport last Wednesday afternoon.
Emily said, “The (fascist pig thug) officials told us we were not allowed in the country because of Leigh's tweet. They wanted to know what we were going to do. They asked why we wanted to destroy Amerika and we tried to explain it meant to get trashed and party. I almost burst out laughing when they asked me if I was going to be Leigh's lookout while he dug up Marilyn Monroe. I couldn't believe it because it was a quote from the comedy Family Guy, which is an Amerikan show. It got even more ridiculous because the officials searched our suitcases and said they were looking for spades and shovels. They did a full body search on me, too. We just wanted to have a good time on holiday. That was all Leigh meant in his tweet. He would not hurt anyone.”
Leigh posted the tweet on January 16 before the pair flew to L.A. last Monday.
Leigh said, “It's just so ridiculous it's almost funny but at the time it was really scary. The (fascist Amerikan Gestapo) Homeland Security (pig thug officials) were treating me like some kind of terrorist. I kept saying to them they had got the wrong meaning from my tweet but they just told me, ‘you've really f***** up with that tweet boy.’ When I was in the van I was handcuffed and put in a cage. I had a panic attack but the worst was yet to come. When we arrived at the prison I was shoved into a cell on my own but after an hour, two huge Mexican men covered in tattoos came in and started asking me who I was. They told me they'd been arrested for taking cocaine over the border. When the food arrived on the tray they took it all and just left me with a carton of apple juice.”
After 12 hours in custody they returned to the airport, where they were handed documents that stated they had been refused entry to the FPSA.
Emily's charge sheet stated, “It is believed that you are traveling with Leigh-Van Bryan who possibly has the intentions of coming to the Fascist Police States of Amerika to commit crimes.”
Leigh's charge sheet, alongside a pig thug cop mug shot and fingerprint, added, “He had posted on his Tweeter website account that he was coming to the (FPSA) to dig up the grave of Marilyn Monroe. Also on his tweeter account, Mr. Bryan posted that he was coming to destroy Amerika.”
Leigh and Emily have now been told they must apply for visas from the fascist FPSA Embassy in London before again flying to the FPSA.
Ed. Note: Why would any sane being ever want to go back to the Fascist Police States of Amerika?
