ROSEMOUNT, Minnesota - December 17, 2011 - Officials from Rosemount High School are apologizing for a "prank" that will almost surely lead to a lifetime of awkward family gatherings and thousands of hours of therapy for the students involved.
Minnesota's Rosemount High had an idea for a prank at this year's winter pep rally. Just blindfold all the sports captains and have them make out with people. The "prank" part is that they're making out with their parents, who aren't blindfolded.
At an end-of-the-year pepfest last week, a group of winter sports captains were blindfolded in the school gym in front of their peers, and told they would be receiving a kiss from a "special someone".
These poor children reasonably assumed they were about to make out with their classmates. But the assembly organizers had something else in mind: their parents.
Footage of the assembly shows a scene that would make even Sigmund Freud cringe. Dads kissing daughters. Mothers kissing sons.
These are not just innocent pecks on the lips. The parents are intimately lip-locking their children for several seconds. One even progresses to rolling around on the gym floor. In another instance, a mother moves her son's hand south so he's grasping her butt.
After the make-out session comes to an end, the still-blindfolded children are asked to guess who kissed them.
Now the school is apologizing.
“As principal I am responsible for everything that happens in the school so, ultimately, I am the person that needs to answer for this,” school principal John Wollersheim said to local media.
Call these sick perverts and tell them how you feel about their antics! Also, sall the District Attorney and demand these incest-promoting diseased creatures be criminally prosecuted!
Rosemount High School
Principal John Wollersheim
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