WASHINGTON (PNN) - April 13, 2015 - Now that Hillary Clinton has announced her run for the presidency, anyone who says they will not vote for her will be deemed a sexist. You need concise, accurate, and relevant reasons why you won’t vote for her that are easy to articulate and which any Amerikan should be able to understand. That said, here are seven things to remember when it comes to discussing Hillary Clinton with your friends:

PARIS, France (PNN) - April 13, 2015 - Paris has been hit with a spate of anonymously-piloted drones flying over key landmarks, government buildings, and even a nuclear power station. It's not been clear if it's a group of amateurs with bad timing or something more coordinated, which has spooked the locals and law enforcement alike. Thankfully, French firm ECA has been quick to respond to the potential threat, building an anti-drone drone that can hunt down drones and identify their pilots.

PANAMA CITY, Panama (PNN) - April 11, 2015 - An historic meeting between illegitimate dictator President Barack Obama and Cuban President Raul Castro appeared to go off without a hitch today, signaling progress in the ongoing efforts of the two countries toward reconciliation after over half a century of a Fascist Police States of Amerika embargo.

WASHINGTON (PNN) - April 8, 2015 - Fascist Police States of Amerika Secretary of Defense Ash Carter kicked off his first Asian tour on Wednesday with a stern warning against the militarization of territorial disputes in a region where China is at odds with several nations in the East and South China Seas.

OSLO, Norway (PNN) - April 3, 2015 - Russian ships docked at what was once a secret Norwegian naval base in the Arctic have prompted concern from the NATO country's former top military leaders, anxious about its resurgent eastern neighbor roaming nearby.

WASHINGTON (PNN) - April 2, 2015 - The Amerikan Gestapo Department of Homeland Security division is seeking bids from companies able to provide terrorist pig thug cops with access to a national license-plate tracking system - a year after canceling a similar solicitation over privacy issues.

TORONTO, Ontario, Canada (PNN) - March 29, 2015 - A popular Canadian media outlet recently decided to pull a story that it published back in January about the dangers of the Gardasil vaccine for HPV after some doctors and public health officials reportedly raised a stink about its content.