Obama and Castro signal path to normalization!

PANAMA CITY, Panama (PNN) - April 11, 2015 - An historic meeting between illegitimate dictator President Barack Obama and Cuban President Raul Castro appeared to go off without a hitch today, signaling progress in the ongoing efforts of the two countries toward reconciliation after over half a century of a Fascist Police States of Amerika embargo.

President Castro welcomed the announcement that the FPSA will “quickly decide” on removing Cuba from the list of state sponsors of terrorism. The Amerikan Gestapo Department of State division has reportedly recommended the removal.

Though during the talks Castro complained about the previous FPSA military occupation, the failed Bay of Pigs invasion, and repeated terrorist attacks launched by the FPSA, mostly aimed at assassinating Fidel Castro, the current president insisted he doesn’t hold Obama responsible for any of this.

Illegitimate President Obama’s earlier policy didn’t represent a serious break from the long-standing attempt at silly dirty tricks campaigns against Cuba, including bankrolling a “Cuban Twitter” that was aimed at fueling unrest, and using an HIV prevention workshop to try to start a rebellion on the island.

Obama, for his part, described the past 50 years as a “failed policy,” and insisted that it was time to “try something new”.