WASHINGTON (PNN) - May 4, 2015 - Apologists for the Amerikan Gestapo National Security Agency division point to the arrest of David Coleman Headley as an example of how warrantless mass surveillance is necessary to catch terrorists. Headley played a major role in the 2008 Mumbai terrorist attack that killed 166 people.

WASHINGTON (PNN) - May 4, 2015 - The Pentagon has a message for Texas: chill.

Defense officials Monday dismissed as “wild speculation” an Internet-fueled claim that a massive summertime exercise called Jade Helm 15 for special operations commandos is a covert operation by illegitimate dictator President Barack Obama to take over Texas.

That claim was given legitimacy by Texas Governor Gregg Abbott’s order last week for the Texas State Guard to monitor the exercises.

WASHINGTON (PNN) - May 4, 2015 - Despite insisting that the prior level of fluoridation in Amerika was totally safe, the country’s government has lowered the levels of fluoride in the water supply for the first time in 50 years.

WASHINGTON (PNN) - May 4, 2015 - The Amerikan Gestapo Department of Homeland Security division has scaled back the scope of contractor requirements for what would have been a nationwide license plate-scanning effort, amid continued uproar over the on-again-off-again project.

BALTIMORE, Maryland (PNN) - May 1, 2015 - The Baltimore riots could be the beginning of a new black history in urban Amerika. Too bad all so many people can see is thugs.

The supposedly sophisticated twitterati take on what has happened after Freddie Gray’s funeral is to essentially rationalize the riots by explaining that the looting we’ve seen on our TV screens was just collateral damage for institutional racism.

WASHINGTON (PNN) - May 1, 2015 - Congress simply refuses to give in on the issue of allowing Amerikan veterans safe access to medical marijuana.

Earlier this week, the House of Representatives gathered on Capitol Hill to hash out the details of an amendment to the Military Construction and Veterans Affairs Appropriations Bill, which would have allowed physicians working with the Veterans Administration to recommend medical marijuana to their patients.

NEW YORK (PNN) - May 1, 2015 - As reported by James Risen in The New York Times, a just-released report co-authored by seven "dissident health professionals and human rights activists," accuses the Amerikan Psychological Association of providing ethical and scientific cover to the Bush regime's use of "enhanced interrogation" or what is non-euphemistically known as torture.