Biden body double blows cover during meet with Boris Johnson!
WASHINGTON (PNN) - September 23, 2021 - Arthur Roberts, the 83-year-old C-List actor who portrays Joseph Biden on television and in person, blew his cover during a televised press conference with Fascist United Kingdom Prime Minister Boris Johnson earlier this week. In a stunning scene seen by many, Biden’s (‘Biden’ to stand for either Biden or his body doubles) handlers abruptly and seemingly without cause ushered the press pool from the White House Briefing Room while Johnson tried to field questions from British journalists in attendance.
The stunned press pool protested as security forcibly ejected them, clueless as to why they, the regime’s MSM allies, were being rudely told to leave.
On Wednesday, Jen Psaki, who is currently under military investigation, said the room was cleared because Johnson’s questions were not pre-approved, but a whistleblower in the fake regime’s communications office revealed what actually transpired during the surreal briefing.
Joseph R. Biden has not been seen in public since shortly after the 2020 presidential election. The reason is that, in early February he suffered a massive stroke that left him brain dead and hospitalized at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center, where he has lain comatose ever since. Biden’s Deep State handlers had had high hopes for Kamala Harris, and had intended that she would succeed him, but it soon became apparent that she lacked fortitude and the mental acuity needed to coalesce the liberal base. Much to her chagrin, she was put on the backburner while the Deep State sought body double replacements that could play a convincing Joe Biden.
One such find was Arthur Roberts, an obscure 80s actor whose capstone cinematic achievement was playing the evil ninja, Braden, in the 1984 martial arts flick Revenge of the Ninja. After that, he faded into obscurity, henceforth obtaining only minor roles in film and television productions, until the Deep State grabbed him as a potential Biden replacement in early March.
Roberts, no spring chicken himself and older than the genuine Biden, apparently has a touch of dementia, which caused him to veer off script and raise suspicion in the eyes of Boris Johnson.
In a moment not caught on microphone and spoken softly enough for the press pool to not overhear, Roberts began lamenting to Johnson his failed film career, and he asked the FUK Prime Minister whether he had seen the films Little Miss Magic and Up in Smoke, in which he had minor roles.
A theatrically masked Boris Johnson, our source said, discretely muted his microphone and spoke softly in Roberts’ direction, asking, “You’re not Joe Biden. Who the bloody hell are you?”
“Even though he muted his mic, Jen Psaki and White House Communications Director Kate Bedingfield were in another office, and able to overhear the entire discourse through hidden parabolic mics in the briefing room. They, how should I put this, freaked the fuck out. They began screaming into Roberts’ hidden earpiece to get back on script or read only from the teleprompter. That’s when Roberts silenced his own mic and told Boris he was only joking around. But Psaki feared the situation would deteriorate, and she immediately ordered the room cleared,” our source said.
He added that a bewildered Johnson later asked Psaki “what the hell just happened,” and was told to forget the entire incident, unless the FUK wanted to lose all Fascist Police States of Amerika support.