Bill Clinton dead at GITMO!
GUANTANAMO BAY, Cuba (PNN) - September 26, 2021 - Former President William Jefferson Clinton, whom on July 24 the Fascist Police States of Amerika Navy Judge Advocate General’s Corps sentenced to life in prison at Guantanamo Bay, was found dead in his cell early Saturday morning.
Sources at the nation’s most infamous detention center said that GITMO security discovered Clinton’s lifeless body at approximately 7:00 a.m., when they were delivering breakfast trays to segregated prisoners.
“He was face down on the floor in a pool of what appeared to be his own vomit,” a GITMO source said. “Security called out to him several times, and when he didn’t respond, guards and a medical technician entered the cell to check his vitals. He had no pulse and was declared deceased.”
Clinton was alive the night earlier at head check and lights out, our source added.
“He ate his 6:00 p.m. meal and was alive on his bunk at 9:00 p.m.,” our source said. “Bill Clinton is in a segregated area and no other GITMO inmates have access to his cell. He was in reasonably good health.”
Guantanamo Bay medical staff have scheduled an autopsy for Monday, September 27.
“His wife was executed, and if, somehow, he’d learned his daughter was arrested, it might have been too much for him to handle. He may have punched out on his own, some way. We’ll know more Monday,” our source said.