Delta Force arrests Chelsea Clinton!

HARTFORD, Connecticut (PNN) - September 19, 2021 - Delta Force operators on Saturday arrested Chelsea Clinton and husband Marc Mezvinsky while the two were traveling by car from Clinton’s lavish Manhattan condominium to a vacation spot in Rockport, Massachusetts., where the duo visits often to escape the hustle and bustle of city life. Per military sources, Special Forces had been shadowing Clinton for weeks, waiting for an opportunity to apprehend her when she was least protected.

That chance came shortly after 11:00 a.m. Saturday morning, about 20 miles northeast of Hartford, Connecticut, along Highway 84. Plain clothed Delta Force in two civilian vehicles stopped Clinton’s rented Mercedes GLE and saw three children in the rear seats. Although Clinton and Mezvinsky have 3 children of their own - Charlotte, Jasper, and Aidan - the ones in the vehicle spoke no English and had a dark complexion; in short, they were not Clinton and Mezvinsky’s children, according to a source at the Fascist Police States of Amerika Navy Judge Advocate General’s Corps.

He said that JAG and the Office of Military Commissions have obtained evidence that Chelsea was following in her late mother’s footsteps - abducting Haitian children and selling them off to the highest bidders of a child trafficking ring that has existed for decades. The children found in her vehicle, our source said, were estimated to be between 8 and 12 years old, and spoke Haitian Creole.

Earlier this month a 7.2 magnitude earthquake rocked the island nation of Haiti, leveling buildings and killing at least 2,500 people, many of whom were adults whose children were left orphaned in the cataclysmic disaster.

The military alleges that Chelsea and her husband swept in, under the guise of a humanitarian mission sponsored by the Clinton Foundation, and extracted Haitian children under the pretense of re-homing them with stable, Amerikan families.

“We have evidence that Clinton pulled 50 (children) out of Haiti. But there’s no proof the children were listed for foster care or put up for adoption. Her mother did this in the aftermath of the 2010 quake, and it certainly looks like the apple don’t fall far from the tree. Chelsea seems to have repeated her mother’s actions - and mistakes,” said an unnamed JAG source.

He said a belligerent Chelsea Clinton chastised Delta Force operators, while her effeminate husband cowered in fear and sobbed about how he was only following his wife’s instructions. Delta Force took them into custody, and they have been moved to a holding facility at an unknown location.

Our source said he does not know the disposition of the minors.

“She was traveling without her Secret Service detail. We don’t know why, but we do know in the past they’ve slipped their detail,” our source said.