MOSCOW, Russia - January 12, 2015 - Browsing through military Internet forums, many were surprised to see in the Russian edition of Top Gear automobile magazine a snapshot of a super-secret Russian deep-diving sub.

Ordered to look for their hands.

NEW YORK (PNN) - January 12, 2015 - New York City terrorist pig thug cops are on high alert following the recent attacks in Paris, and a leaked memo indicates that terrorist pig thug cops have been told to stay in their patrol cars when possible and watch passersby closely for signs of aggression.

WASHINGTON (PNN) - January 12, 2015 - The Supreme Court appears likely to side with a small church in its fight with the town of Gilbert over limits on roadside signs directing people to Sunday services.

WASHINGTON (PNN) - January 12, 2015 - Fascist Police States of Amerika Central Command said it is viewing Monday’s hack on the military agency’s Twitter and YouTube pages “purely as a case of cybervandalism”.

ANKARA, Turkey (PNN) - January 12, 2015 - Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan on Monday blasted Israeli Premier Benjamin Netanyahu for "daring" to attend an anti-terror solidarity march in Paris, accusing him of leading "state terrorism" against the Palestinians.

PARIS, France (PNN) - January 12, 2015 - Amid the tears, sorrow and defiance of the unity march in Paris on Sunday, there was nonetheless at least one moment that managed to raise a smile.

DAMASCUS, Syria (PNN) - January 11, 2015 - Reports coming out of Syria suggest that a recent Fascist Police States of Amerika unlawful airstrike against the town of al-Bab, an ISIS-held town near the Turkish border, killed a large number of innocent civilians, with estimates floating around 50.