CASPAR, Wyoming - December 28, 2008 - Only 29 percent of Americans approve of the job Dick Cheney is doing as Vice President. In an interview with his hometown Wyoming newspaper, The Caspar Star-Tribune, Cheney expressed his bewilderment over his low approval numbers:

WASHINGTON - December 27, 2008 - This year, the Grinch is wearing blue instead of green.

LONDON, England - December 27, 2008 - In an interview with The Daily Telegraph, Andy Burnham says he believes that new standards of decency need to be applied to the web. He is planning to negotiate with Barack Obama’s incoming American regime to draw up new international rules for English language websites.

LAGRANGE, Ohio - December 24, 2008 - A family whose food co-op connecting local consumers with local farmers was raided by sheriff's deputies is fighting back with the help of two organizations aimed at protecting the basic rights of Americans.

ANTI-PROPAGANDA CENTRAL - December 24, 2008 - Former British Foreign Secretary Robin Cook says, “The truth is, there is no Islamic army or terrorist group called Al Qaida, and any informed intelligence officer knows this. But there is a propaganda campaign to make the public believe in the presence of an identified entity representing the 'devil' in order to drive the TV watcher to accept a unified international leadership for a war against terrorism. The country behind this propaganda is the United States.”

WASHINGTON - December 23, 2008 - A new report from the U.S. Army War College discusses the use of American troops to quell civil unrest brought about by a worsening economic crisis.

BIRMINGHAM, England – December 23, 2008 - Airport security chiefs strip-searched a clown on his way onto a plane, because they thought he could’ve been a terrorist.