WASHINGTON - March 22, 2010 - As the whirlwind surrounding the vote on the health care bill picked up heading into this past weekend, illegitimate President Obama used the tired tactic of dropping big news late on a Thursday evening in hopes that it might get lost in the noise that is the 24-hour news cycle. However, as the name implies, The Smoking Argus is the ever-watchful guardian and it was much to our dismay when news came across the wire late that Thursday from the White House Press Room that illegitimate President Obama gave his stamp of approval to a National Identification card.

PROVIDENCE, Rhode Island - March 22, 2010 - A woman who says she was raped by an on-duty Providence police officer testified Monday that the man came into her hospital room grinning and in uniform after the alleged attack in 2007.

WASHINGTON (PNN) - March 22, 2010 – In an overt act of tyranny and disregard for the will of the Amerikan people, House Democrats passed an illegal and unwanted health care bill that threatens to ignite a Second Amerikan Revolution.

PITTSBURGH, Pennsylvania - March 21, 2010 - The three Pittsburgh police officers accused of beating CAPA student Jordan Miles were recognized for their work with the department Friday.

PHOENIX, Arizona - March 19, 2010 - The Phoenix Police Department's internal affairs unit is investigating an incident early Friday in which an officer threw City Councilman Michael Johnson to the ground and temporarily handcuffed him as the councilman tried to check on a disabled neighbor whose South Phoenix home was on fire.

BARRE, Vermont - March 17, 2010 - Some city councilors and a handful of residents Tuesday night suggested revising a policy that governs the police department's use of Tasers, and raised questions about a local officer's decision to repeatedly use his stun gun to subdue a 58-year-old homeless woman who suffers from a mental illness.

WELLINGTON, New Zealand - March 18, 2010 - Three activists who admitted breaking into a Government spy base near Blenheim and slashing an inflatable plastic dome covering a satellite dish, have walked free.