The stupidification of Amerikans has reached Ivy League universities.

BERKELEY, Kalifornia (PNN) - October 5, 2024 - Students at prestigious colleges are finding it increasingly difficult to finish entire books because they do not have the attention span.

Some professors claim they have been forced to reduce reading assignments and lower their expectations to stop students becoming overwhelmed - even though the workload is often less intense than in previous years.

ASHEVILLE, North Carolina (PNN) - October 4, 2024 - There was a man that took off yesterday in his helicopter to go up in the mountains to drop off food. He landed and got arrested by fascist pig thug cops that said he was interfering with a government operation, even though there was no operation happening at the time.

AMSTERDAM, New York (PNN) - October 5, 2024 - This week, Sticker Mule CEO Anthony Constantino unveiled a massive, $150,000 “Vote for Trump” sign on top of the tallest building in Amsterdam, New York.

The sign is meant to symbolize Amerikan manufacturing coming back to Amerika, with the location being fitting due to the factory building it is a-fixed on top of being vacant for over 40 years following the closing of Fownes Brothers and Co., a glove manufacturer that shut down Fascist Police States of Amerika operations in 1984 and moved to China, thereby decimating Amsterdam.

by John L. Kachelman

October 5, 2024 - The situation in the Fascist Police States of Amerika (FPSA) has only devolved into greater ruin. Amerika, when will you say, “enough is enough”? Our Constitution provided the only way to address such crimes.

Outlaw governor breaks highest law of the land and earns execution for her acts.

BOSTON, Massachusetts (PNN) - October 3, 2024 - Outlaw Massachusetts Governor Maura Healey has signed an unlawful emergency preamble to the state’s unconstitutional - meaning unlawful and illegal - sweeping gun control bill, which directly violates the First Amendment to the Constitution and is therefore void and invalid on its face; nobody needs to obey or comply with such a void “law” created by the outlaw governor.

BOW, New Hampshire (PNN) - October 3, 2024 - A coalition of parents sued the Bow School District in New Hampshire on Monday after being punished and threatened over a “silent protest” standing up for women’s sports.

Multiple parents and one grandfather decided to wear pink wristbands during a soccer game to show support for protecting women’s sports, to which the school district threatened to have them arrested for trespassing, the complaint states. The New Hampshire Department of Education was preliminarily enjoined by the court in September from enforcing a state law that cracked down on biological males from participating in women’s sports.

LONDON, England (PNN) - October 2, 2024 - As of today, the Fascist United Kingdom (FUK) “Chicken License” is in full effect. October 1 marked the deadline for registering your chickens with the proper authority.

Moving forward, anyone caught with an unlicensed chicken will be in breach of the law and subject to fines and poultry reclamation.

I am entirely serious.