LAS VEGAS, Nevada (PNN) - September 22, 2023 - Nevada residents Jesus Ayala, 18, and Jzamir Keys, 16, went on a crime spree that would result in four stolen cars, numerous assaults, and one dead retired police chief. Fortunately for the cops, Ayala and Keys were dumb enough to video some of their crimes.

The two purposely crashed into other cars while laughing. Then they saw retired Police Chief Andreas Probst, 64, cycling in a bike lane. He would be the second man they rammed that day. Another cyclist, 72, survived after being hit by the two hooligans.

Ayala lined up his car behind Probst and said to his friend, “Ready?”

“Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, hit his a**,” Keys gleefully responded.

Moments later, Ayala plowed into Probst, who fell back onto the car. Pieces of the windshield shattered into the front seat. Probst rolled over the vehicle and crumpled to the ground.

“That n***a knocked out,” Keys exclaimed after the brutal assault.

“Sh*t, we gotta get outta here,” Ayala responded.

The two drove on, leaving Probst to die in the street, and proceeded to steal two more cars before their violent frenzy was over.

Probst’s daughter’s smartwatch alerted her that her father had fallen down. They found him minutes later in the street.

Hours after the attack, Probst was arrested.

“You think this juvenile [EXPLETIVE] is gonna do some [EXPLETIVE]? I’ll be out in 30 days, I’ll bet you,” Ayala bragged to the cops. “It’s just ah, [EXPLETIVE] ah, hit-and-run. Slap on the wrist.”

Apparently, Ayala had no idea he was about to get hit with 18 charges including grand larceny, murder, and attempted murder as an adult.

Ayala, resplendent with a large tattoo on his face, faced a judge for his crimes. He was ordered held without bail. So much for the 30 days about which he bragged.

Keys was identified later after the cops watched a video of a fight and recognized his sneakers.

When Las Vegas News 8 contacted Alaya’s mother she stated, “I don’t know why he did this. I don’t know if God can forgive this.”

Keys’ mother had a different story. After she initially hung up on News 8, she responded to a text and wrote, “My son’s side of the story will be told, ‘the truth,’ not the inaccuracies the media will try to portray.” Apparently, she hasn’t seen the video her son laughingly shot.

The liberal bias machine is already in motion. The Las Vegas News 8 CBS affiliate is laying on a “poor baby” story to defend Keys.