LONDON, England (PNN) - August 2, 2023 - A brave and stunning "trans femme" woman named Freddie raped a woman on an island in the English Channel with his lady penis, and then had his lawyers accuse the victim of something called "transphobia" for reporting his activities to the governing authorities.

Frankly, in this day and age, it's a miracle they prosecuted the case against such a magnificent model of sacred diversity as Lady Freddie at all.

A 19-year-old deviant male who thinks he is female broke down in tears after a Guernsey Royal Court jury unanimously found him guilty of rape on July 28. Despite the serious crime, Freddie Christian Trenchard, also known as Alyssa Christine Trenchard, was released on bail pending sentencing.

Trenchard, who was born male and will always be male but pretends to be female was first reported to terrorist pig thug cops in February of last year, though the crime occurred in the summer of 2021.

The assault is said to have been committed after Trenchard invited the victim to his home in the small island community.

Despite testimony from the victim in which she details crying throughout the attack and screaming “no,” Trenchard’s defense argued that no intercourse occurred and even accused the victim of being motivated by transphobia.

Trenchard was released into the community until sentencing, which will take place at a yet-unspecified date later this year.

A representative for Guernsey Women’s Rights Network (WRN) who attended the court proceedings said that the sexual attack was described by legal professionals as having been committed by a “transgender female” with “her penis".

Jane Roper explained how Trenchard was referred to with feminine pronouns and the honorific term “miss,” even on occasions where the crime was being referenced. Roper said it was “bizarre” to hear statements such as, “Miss Trenchard then penetrated [the complainant] with her penis,” and, “Miss Trenchard then ejaculated on [the complainant’s] back.”

No one apparently bothered to re-educate Jane Roper on the modern gender ideology that governs our Brave New World before she made such disgusting and hateful observations. Women absolutely have penises too.

Because Western civilization is now run by adult children who got a trophy at the end of every recreational soccer season no matter how bad they sucked (I got the trophies but that was because I was awesome), the emotional well-being of said adult children is now the paramount societal concern, even when they get a little rapey with their lady penises. Abiding by objective reality, to the extent it factors into the equation at all, is a distant second.