WASHINGTON (PNN) - November 12, 2014 - According to new FBI statistics released this week, violent crime rates in the Fascist Police States of Amerika fell over 4% in the past year alone, bringing the amount of violent crimes lower than it has been in nearly 40 years. The statistics showed that there were an estimated 1.16 million violent crimes in the year 2013, which is the lowest number since 1978, when 1.09 million were recorded.

BALTIMORE, Maryland (PNN) - November 10, 2014 - Nearly half of us could be infected with a virus that makes us more stupid, scientists have found.

The startling discovery suggests that millions may be carrying a long-lasting infection that dulls the brain.

Scientists found the virus living in the throats of 44% of patients tested in a small Fascist Police States of Amerika study.

BARCELONA, Spain (PNN) - November 10, 2014 - Catalonia's nationalist government prepared Monday to step up its secession drive after more than two million people voted in a symbolic independence referendum that Spain's central government dismissed as "useless".