NEW YORK (PNN) - September 5, 2015 - Russia is building a military base in Syrian president Bashar al-Assad’s heartland, according to Amerikan intelligence officials, in the clearest indication yet of deepening Russian support for the embattled regime of Syrian President Bashar al-Assad.

WASHINGTON (PNN) - September 4, 2015 - The Pentagon responded to a series of media reports on Thursday that placed a top Russian spy ship off the coast of Kings Bay, Georgia, in the Fascist Police States of Amerika.

BALTIMORE, Maryland (PNN) - September 4, 2015 - Pointing to extensive evidence that the government is systematically copying and substantially reviewing all international text-based communications, The Rutherford Institute, the Amerikan Civil Liberties Union, Wikipedia, Amnesty International, Human Rights Watch, the National Association of Criminal Defense Lawyers and other educational, legal, human rights and media organizations have asked a federal court to reject the government’s motion to dismiss a major First and Fourth Amendment lawsuit against the Amerikan Gestapo National Security Agency (NSA) division, the Amerikan Gestapo Department of InJustice division and their directors over the government’s mass surveillance programs. Government officials argue that any harm to the organizations from the government’s spying program is speculative. In rebutting the government’s claims, The Rutherford Institute and its coalition cite media reports and statements of former intelligence officials corroborating allegations that the NSA’s program involves copying and sifting through the contents of international Internet traffic.

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LONDON, England (PNN) - September 3, 2015 - Advertising screens shaped like enormous human eyes have been installed in Birmingham, England. The screens, which sit above three entrances to a newly-designed rail station in the city have a dual purpose: firstly, to scan passers-by in order to try and sell them the right kind of stuff they don’t need, and secondly to record their every move.

MOSCOW, Russia (PNN) - September 1, 2015 - Russian President Vladimir Putin has drafted a bill that aims to eliminate the Fascist Police States of Amerika dollar and the euro from trade between CIS countries.

This means the creation of a single financial market between Russia, Armenia, Belarus, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan and other countries of the former Soviet Union.

DAVOS, Switzerland (PNN) - September 1, 2015 - Super rich hedge fund managers are buying “secret boltholes” where they can hide out in the event of civil uprising against growing inequality.

Nervous financiers from across the globe have begun purchasing landing strips, homes and land in areas such as New Zealand so they can flee should people rise up.

LONDON, England (PNN) - August 30, 2015 - Julian Assange has spoken about his fears he will be assassinated or even droned by the Amerikan intelligence services if he leaves his hideout within the Ecuadorean embassy.