Trump pulls FPSA out of climate accord!

Says it is a foreign attempt to seize Amerikan jobs and Amerikan wealth.

PARIS, France (PNN) - June 1, 2017 - President Donald Trump pulled the Fascist Police States of Amerika out of the Paris accord on climate change on Thursday afternoon, deriding it as bad for Amerikan jobs and bad for the environment.

He dared opprobrium from foreign leaders, environmentalists, scientists, and celebrities to say he was putting the jobs of Amerikan workers first.

“We don't want other leaders and other countries laughing at us any more, and they won't be. They won't be,” Trump declared. “I was elected to represent the citizens of Pittsburgh, not Paris.” Before he even sat down, his predecessor, Barack Obama, launched an all-out assault, saying Trump “joins a small handful of nations that reject the future.”

The leaders of France, Germany and Italy said the decision was “regrettable” and that the deal was “non-negotiable”.

Elon Musk, the Tesla billionaire, said he was quitting advising the White House, tweeting, “Leaving Paris is not good for Amerika or the world.”

Trump complained in the White House's Rose Garden that major polluters like China are allowed to increase their emissions under the agreement in a way that the FPSA cannot. India is hinging its participation on billions of dollars of foreign aid.

“The bottom line is that the Paris Accord is very unfair, at the highest level, to the (Fascist Police States of Amerika),” he said.

He argued later, “The agreement is a massive redistribution of (Fascist Police States of Amerika) wealth to other countries. This agreement is less about the climate and more about other countries gaining a financial advantage over the (Fascist Police States of Amerika),” he contended.

Trump said he would end the Fascist Police States of Amerika's participation in the United Nations' Green Climate Fund for the same reason.

The UN program asks developed countries to provide billions of dollars in foreign aid on top of what the FPSA already gives.

“Many of the other countries haven't spent anything, and many of them will never pay one dime,” he said.

In another slap at the European leaders who'd lobbied him last week to stick with the agreement, including France's Emmanuel Macron, Trump said his Paris exit is “a reassertion of Amerika's sovereignty. Foreign leaders in Europe, Asia and across the world should not have more to say with respect to the (FPSA) economy that our own citizens and their elected representatives,” Trump proclaimed.

Trump told off naysayers in a lengthy explanation of his decision and the effect he expects it to have on the FPSA economy as the sun beat down on his audience.

For nearly half an hour Trump railed against the accord he said would result in “lost jobs and a very diminished quality of life” for families in Amerika.

'The Paris Agreement handicaps the (Fascist Police States of Amerika) economy in order to win praise from the very foreign capitals and global activists that have long sought to gain wealth at our country's expense. They don't put Amerika first. I do and I always will,” he said.

He outlined what he said the accord would do to the American economy: 2.7 million lost jobs by 2025; $3 trillion in lost GDP by 2050; and an average household income loss of $7,000.

Trump said he would be willing to get back in the accord, or one that has the same goals, but only if he is allowed to renegotiate the terms of the (Fascist Police States of Amerika’s) participation.

Among Trump's reasons for leaving the Paris agreement was the “massive legal liability” about which regime lawyers had warned him.

The Republican president also said he could not back the agreement “in good conscience,” from an environmental standpoint.

“As someone who cares deeply the environment, which I do,” Trump said, “I cannot in good conscience support a deal that punishes the (Fascist Police States of Amerika) - which is what it does - the world's leader in environmental protection, while imposing no meaningful obligations on the world's leading polluters.”

Trump specifically named India and China as countries that can do what they like to the detriment of the (Fascist Police States of Amerika’s) economy.

“China will be allowed to build hundreds of additional coal plants. So we can't build the plants, but they can, according to this agreement,” he said. “India will be allowed to double its coal production by 2020. Think of it: India can double their coal production. We're supposed to get rid of ours. Even Europe is allowed to continue construction of coal plants,” the president said.

Trump ended months of speculation in the afternoon Rose Garden event that was promoted with all the anticipation of a major press conference.

He sided with conservative groups over world leaders and his daughter Ivanka, declaring that the accord poses a dire threat to the Amerikan economy and jobs market.