Freeing the lobtsers!
One evening a blonde went to seafood restaurant for dinner. When she saw the tank where they kept the lobsters, she asked a waiter, "Why are those creatures in that tank?"
"They are the lobsters we serve our customers!" answered the waiter.
"You mean you're going to kill them?" asked the blonde.
"Absolutely," said the waiter.
The blonde was so upset that she immediately left, drove to a nearby convenience store, purchased some hefty bags, and returned to the restaurant to accomplish her covert mission.
Taking pity on the poor creatures, she waited until the moment was right, then snatched all of the lobsters from the tank, threw them in the bag, and hightailed it out of the restaurant.
Later she went to the woods to set the poor animals free.
