TAMPA, Florida (PNN) - September 1, 2012 – Ron and Carol Paul and one of their granddaughters left the GOP snake pit yesterday afternoon, but the State was not yet through with them.

At the little airport in Clearwater, 8 Amerikan Gestapo Transportation Security Administration division agents descended on them and ordered them not to board their private plane. First the pilots, airplane and passengers would have to be screened in great detail, because Romney might be nearby.

After a long examination of the pilots and their credentials, the agents said they had to check the plane for explosives. One of the pilots noted that the plane, full of gas, was already a bomb. Then Carol Paul, who has a heart pacemaker, refused to be screened, and an aide started taking video of the whole rotten proceeding.

At that point, the TSA backed down and let them through.