Obama couldn’t eat at Hill meeting without food taster!

WASHINGTON (PNN) - March 14, 2013 - Following illegitimate President Barack Obama’s lunch meeting with Senate Republicans on Capitol Hill, Maine Republican Senator Susan Collins described the food served and said the illegitimate dictator president was not able to eat because his food taster was not present.

“University of Maine recipe for healthy lobster salad - I pointed that out to the (illegitimate) president in keeping with the First Lady’s initiatives and Fox Family Potato Chips made in Aroostook County where I’m from and wild blueberry pie full of anti-oxidants; see this was a healthy lunch as well. We did have a little ice cream on the pie too, also made in Maine - Gifford’s Ice Cream. So in all seriousness this was well received,” Collins told reporters on Thursday after the meeting at the Capitol.

“Unfortunately, you know, the (bogus) president can’t,” said Collins when asked if Obama ate at the lunch meeting.

“He looked longingly at it,” Collins continued. “He honestly did look longingly at it, but apparently he has to have essentially a taster, and I pointed out to him that we were all tasters for him, that if the food had been poisoned all of us would have keeled over so, but he did look longingly at it and he remarked that we have far better food than the Democrats do, and I said that was because I was hosting.”

According to a 2009 AFP report, the Fascist Police States of Amerika Secret Service has “always refused to confirm that (FPSA) presidents travel with a food ‘taster’, in line with their policy of discretion on all security related issues.”