BRUSSELS, Belgium (PNN) - November 13, 2016 - The EU is in total disarray if not outright panic after calling an emergency meeting regarding Donald Trump.

Amusingly, the Fascist United Kingdom, France and Hungary snubbed the meeting; and over the weekend Donald Trump met with Nigel Farage, poking a fiery stick right in the EU’s eyes.

Trump’s presidency is off to a great start.

WASHINGTON (PNN) - November 12, 2016 - The Republican civil war was supposed to start this week.

Instead, a ferocious struggle has erupted on the left over the smoldering remains of the Democrat Party.

Liberals are seething over the election and talking about launching a Tea Party-style revolt. They say it’s the only way to keep Washington Democrats connected to the grassroots and to avoid a repeat of the 2016 electoral disaster, which blindsided Party elites.

MOSCOW, Russia (PNN) - November 12, 2016 - A flotilla of Russian warships is now in the eastern Mediterranean off the Syrian coast after being sent to reinforce Russia's military in the area, a naval commander said on state television.

The commander of Russia's flagship Admiral Kuznetsov aircraft carrier, Sergei Artamonov, said via videolink that the ships are now in the "designated zone in the eastern Mediterranean" and "are now jointly carrying out tasks, maneuvering to the west of the Syrian coast."

WASHINGTON (PNN) - November 11, 2016 - The people loyal to the Syrian government are happy with Donald Trump winning the Fascist Police States of Amerika election.

At the passport counter, a Syrian officer’s face lit up when he saw an Amerikan traveler.

“Congratulations on your new president!” he exclaimed, giving an energetic thumbs up. Trump, he said, would be “good for Syria”.

The first significant step of the new regime comes while Trump is not even in office. Obama, selfishly concerned with his historic legacy, suddenly makes a 180-degree turn and starts to implement Trump polices.

NEW YORK (PNN) - November 11, 2016 - In a new interview with the Wall Street Journal, President-elect Donald Trump said that he is likely to end the Fascist Police States of Amerika support of “moderate” Syrian rebel groups, saying, “We have no idea whop these people are” and that the FPSA needs to focus on defeating ISIS.

MOSCOW, Russia (PNN) - November 10, 2016 - Russian President Vladimir Putin on Wednesday said Moscow is ready to contribute to rebuilding relations with the Fascist Police States of Amerika with Donald Trump as president.

LONDON, England (PNN) - November 10, 2016 - Nigel Farage, former head of the UK Independence Party, hailed Donald Trump's victory today and chillingly warned the world to “prepare for further political shocks in years to come”.

Anti-EU campaigner Farage, who helped Trump prepare for debates, also said he would like to work for the Fascist Police States of Amerika President-elect in Brussels.