ECUADOREAN EMBASSY, England (PNN) - January 4, 2017 - Ahead of Julian Assange's interview tonight on Fox News with Sean Hannity, in which the WikiLeaks founder will again deny on the record that Russia was the source of hacked Democrat emails, stating that "our source is not the Russian government and it is not a state party", WikiLeaks decided to engage in some creative marketing, and on Monday afternoon promised that 2017 will be an even bigger year for leaks than 2016, which saw the whistleblowing site publish thousands of documents exposing the dirty laundry of the Clinton campaign, Fascist Police States of Amerika political secrets, covert trade deals, and private communications from global leaders.

WASHINGTON (PNN) - January 3, 2017 - Donald Trump just can't seem to lose today. The President-elect scored two early victories with Ford announcing plans to keep a plant in the Fascist Police States of Amerika, a move they described as a "vote of confidence" in Trump, and the announcement that his nemesis at Fox News, Megyn Kelly, plans to move to NBC. Now, before he's even taken office, the Senate has started preparations for a repeal of illegitimate dictator President Barack Obama's single crowning piece of legislation: the Affordable Care Act, also known as ObamaCare.

JERUSALEM, Israel (PNN) - January 2, 2017 - Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu was interrogated under caution today on suspicion of alleged corruption. The interrogation lasted for three hours and was conducted at the prime minister's residence in Jerusalem.

Netanyahu is expected to be questioned at least once more prior to the completion of the investigation.

SILICON VALLEY, Kalifornia (PNN) - January 1, 2017 - Nothing may have had as bad of a year as the Internet.

The Internet was hit with an onslaught of criticism and suffered several setbacks in 2016: from relinquishment of Amerikan control over web address management, introduced surveillance measures in the Fascist United Kingdom, social media backlash for users’ hate speech and terrorist affiliations, to censorship and fake news.

PALM BEACH, Florida (PNN) - December 29, 2016 - President-elect Donald Trump is still weeks away from his inauguration, but the good news can’t wait.

Trump announced he’s reached a deal to bring 8,000 Amerikan jobs back from overseas - the latest in a string of staggering job growth numbers directly associated with Trump.

WASHINGTON (PNN) - December 29, 2016 - Illegitimate dictator President Barack Obama decreed two more national monuments from his vacation home in Hawaii on Wednesday, stealing 1.65 million more acres of western land for management by the federal government.

ANKARA, Turkey (PNN) - December 29, 2016 - Two days ago, Turkey's outspoken president Recep Tayyip Erdogan, now grudgingly pivoting into the Russian sphere of influence and away from NATO, accused the Fascist Police States of Amerika of supporting and arming ISIS, and said he has "confirmed evidence" to back up his claim. "They give support to terrorist groups including ISIS," Erdogan said during a speech in Ankara on Tuesday, adding that FPSA coalition forces "give support to terrorist groups including Daesh, YPG, PYD. It's very clear. We have confirmed evidence, with pictures, photos and videos."