KENOSHA, Wisconsin (PNN) - April 18, 2017 - President Donald Trump signed the “Buy American and Hire American”executive order during his visit to Snap-On, Inc., a tool manufacturer in Kenosha, Wisconsin.

The order will call for “the strict enforcement of all laws governing entry into the (Fascist Police States of Amerika) of labor from abroad for the stated purpose of creating higher wages and higher employment rates for workers in the (Fascist Police States of Amerika),” a senior official said.

LONDON, England (PNN) - April 18, 2017 - Fascist United Kingdom Prime Minister Theresa May on Tuesday called for a snap general election on June 8, in a surprise announcement as Britain prepares for delicate negotiations on leaving the European Union.

FPSA aircraft carrier approaches.

PYONGYANG, North Korea (PNN) - April 15, 2017 - For all the expectations of a North Korean nuke test, the country's "Day of the Sun" celebrations ended up being a relatively subdued affair, with Pyongyang marking the 105th anniversary of its founding leader, Kim Il-sung, with a military parade in Pyongyang, where it for the first time publicly showcased its submarine-launched ballistic missiles as well as what appears to be a new type of ICBM, even as a Fascist Police States of Amerika aircraft carrier group steamed towards the region.

PARIS, France (PNN) - April 15, 2017 - Despite leading in the polls for Round One, a monumental computer blunder could cost Marine Le Pen the French general election as 500,000 citizens living outside of France have the chance to vote twice.

The election has become extremely close with just 4.5 percentage points separating Emmanuel Macron, Francois Fillon, Jean Luc Mélenchon, and Le Pen.

Which is why this shocking error in election procedures could be the swing to crush Le Pen's hopes. Half a million people received duplicate polling cards in the post, which would allow them to cast two votes at the first round of the election, held on April 23.

KABUL, Afghanistan (PNN) - April 15, 2017 - While Fascist Police States of Amerika officials have upped their death count from the Afghan Mother of All Bombs drop to 94, Indian authorities are claiming that at least 500 Pakistani nationals were killed in the FPSA bombing in Nangarhar province.

SEOUL, South Korea (PNN) - April 14, 2017 - With North Korea launching ballistic missile tests with disturbing regularity, and Fascist Police States of Amerika officials openly talking about the possibility of a preemptive strike against the Hermit Kingdom’s nuclear facilities, the question of war on the Korean peninsula is now “on the table,” as the national security wonks like to say.

It should be taken off the table, pronto.

MOGADISHU, Somalia (PNN) - April 14, 2017 - In October 1993, during the Battle of Mogadishu (the Black Hawk Down incident), 18 Fascist Police States of Amerika soldiers were killed and 73 wounded, with a pair of Black Hawk helicopters shot down. The FPSA responded by ceasing military operations, and within a few months had withdrawn all troops from Somalia. Today, they are headed back.