SACRAMENTO, California - September 10, 2008 - He told police there were only moments to decide.

WASHINGTON - September 10, 2008 - Former President Bill Clinton will replace former President George H.W. Bush as chairman of the National Constitution Center, it was announced yesterday.

License rejected for couple seeking traditional marriage; foolish people still believe a marriage license is required!

ROSEVILLE, California - September 8, 2008 - Brides and grooms are no longer allowed to marry in the State of California.

DETROIT, Michigan - September 4, 2008 - Kwame Kilpatrick has resigned from his position as Detroit Mayor. In a letter sent to Gov. Jennifer Granholm early Thursday afternoon, the mayor said his resignation would be effective Sept. 18, 2008.

HOUSTON, Texas - September 3, 2008 - U.S. District Judge Samuel Kent, charged last week with committing sex crimes, is now part of an exclusive but notorious club: federal judges who have been indicted while on the bench.

SAINT PAUL, Minnesota - September 1, 2008 - The Minnesota Chapter of the National Lawyers Guild is seeking a judicial review into six activists arrested during a police raid on a group organizing protests against the Republican National Convention, The Minnesota Independent reported Sunday.

Says he needs heavy military equipment in order to “save lives”.

RICHLAND COUNTY, South Carolina - September 1, 2008 - The Richland County, South Carolina Sheriff's Department just obtained an armored personnel carrier, complete with a belt-fed, .50-cal turreted machine gun. Sheriff Leon Lott has charmingly named the vehicle "The Peacemaker," and insists that using a caliber of ammunition that even the U.S. military is reluctant to use against human targets (it's generally reserved for use against armored vehicles) will "save lives."