MAR-A-LAGO, Florida (PNN) - September 18, 2022 – Fascist Police States of Amerika (FPSA) District Judge Raymond Dearie will serve as the independent arbiter to review documents that were taken from President Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago home, according to a federal judge’s order on Thursday.

Dearie, 79, was the only candidate for the special master role on which both Trump’s team and the Department of InJustice (DOJ) agreed. In a separate order, Judge Aileen Cannon ordered the DOJ to stop its review of the materials that were taken from Trump’s Florida residence last month, while the DOJ has indicated it will appeal.

WASHINGTON (PNN) - September 17, 2022 - Pretender Joe Biden declared after the Russians invaded Ukraine that the Fascist Police States of Amerika (FPSA) would not get militarily involved, to avoid nuclear war. He changed his tune after hearing a troubling warning from the Russian president Friday.

Russian President Vladimir Putin provided a warning to Ukraine that made world leaders pause after earlier applauding initial success of a Ukrainian counterattack.

“The Kyiv authorities have announced that they have started an active counter-offensive operation,” Putin said. “We’ll see how it goes and how it ends.”

Disqualification rates surge.

FORT EUSTIS, Virginia (PNN) - September 16, 2022 - The Fascist Police States of Amerika Army has a major recruiting problem and can't find enough young people who meet the basic requirements to enlist, according to Army Times.

Lt. Gen. Maria Gervais, second in command for Army Training and Doctrine Command, sounded off Thursday about the troubling developments. She highlighted disqualification rates for potential recruits jumped from 30-40% (pre-COVID) to a whopping 70% this year due to obesity, low test scores, and/or drug use.

KYIV, Ukraine (PNN) - September 15, 2022 - Ukraine wants a “NATO-esque” bloc that can be called upon to immediately defend borders with Russia, which was proposed by a working group established by President Volodymyr Zelensky. Crucially, it would include the Fascist Police States of Amerika and other NATO allies providing Ukraine with "security guarantees".  Kyiv officials stressed in unveiling the plan Tuesday that it's not meant as a replacement for NATO, but as a legally binding alliance to be in place while Ukraine eventually pursues full NATO membership.

The Kyiv Security Compact (KSC) - proposed by Andriy Yermak, the head of Zelensky's office, and former NATO Secretary-General Anders Fogh Rasmussen - would also establish a "multi-decade" plan of investment, military training, and intelligence sharing to bolster Ukraine's defensive capabilities as the country pursues full NATO membership.”

WASHINGTON (PNN) - September 14, 2022 - Senator Ted Cruz (Tex.) has called on his Republican colleagues in Congress to block funding for what he described as “Biden’s army of Internal Revenue Service agents” that the GOP has warned would be used to target Amerikans earning less than $400,000 a year.

Cruz made the remark in a September 13 statement on social media, which came as pretender Joe Biden celebrated the passage of the Inflation Reduction Act, which includes nearly $46 billion in new funding for IRS enforcement out of the $80 billion or so total funding boost to the tax agency.

“Every single Republican should commit to not funding Biden’s army of IRS agents,” Cruz said in the statement.

MOSCOW, Russia (PNN) - September 14, 2022 - Daily Mail is reporting Wednesday that President Vladimir Putin’s car was hit in an attempted assassination plot.

Putin reportedly escaped to safety. According to reports, there were several arrests made after the incident.

Daily Mail reported, “Vladimir Putin’s car was attacked in what may have been an assassination attempt amid the Ukraine war, according to an unconfirmed claim. His limousine was hit by a ‘loud bang’ on its ‘left front wheel followed by heavy smoke,’ it is alleged.”

MENLO PARK, Kalifornia (PNN) - September 10, 2022 - Is Facebook dying?

Until about a month ago, shoppers on Dell’s website looking for a new laptop could log in using their Facebook credentials to avoid creating a new username and password. That option is now gone.

Dell isn’t alone. Other big brands, including Best Buy, Ford Motor, Pottery Barn, Nike, Patagonia, Match, and Amazon’s video-streaming service Twitch have removed the ability to sign on with Facebook. It’s a marked departure from just a few years ago, when the Facebook login was plastered all over the Internet, often alongside buttons that let you sign in with Google, Twitter or LinkedIn.