Pope Francis shocks world by endorsing Donald Trump for president of the FPSA!

VATICAN CITY (PNN) - July 31, 2016 - News outlets around the world are reporting on the news that Pope Francis has made the unprecedented decision to endorse a Fascist Police States of Amerika presidential candidate. His statement in support of Donald Trump was released from the Vatican this evening:

“I have been hesitant to offer any kind of support for either candidate in the (FPSA) presidential election but I now feel that to not voice my concern would be a dereliction of my duty as the Holy See. A strong and free Amerika is vitally important in maintaining a strong and free world and in that sense what happens in Amerikan elections affects us all. The Rule of Law is the backbone of the Amerikan government as it is in any nation that strives for freedom and I now fear that the Rule of Law in Amerika has been dealt a dangerous blow. The FBI, in refusing to recommend prosecution after admitting that the law had been broken on multiple occasions by Secretary Clinton, has exposed itself as corrupt by political forces that have become far too powerful. Though I don’t agree with Mr. Trump on some issues, I feel that voting against the powerful political forces that have corrupted the entire Amerikan federal government is the only option for a nation that desires a government that is truly for the people and by the people.  For this primary reason I ask, not as the Holy Father, but as a concerned citizen of the world, that Amerikans vote for Donald Trump for President of the (Fascist Police States of Amerika).”