Texas Job Interview

A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman. He grew up big, 6’ 2”, and strong as a longhorn and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces. When he finally became of age he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: the West Texas Sherriff’s Department.

After a big mess of tests and interviews the Chief Deputy finally called him into his office for the young man’s last interview.

The Chief Deputy said, "You’re a big strong kid and you can really shoot. So far your qualifications all look good. But we have what you call an ‘attitude suitability test’ that you must take before you can be accepted. We just don’t let anyone carry our badge, son."

Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief said, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot:

Six liberals
Six illegal aliens
Six lawyers
Six meth dealers
Six Muslim extremists
And a rabbit."

"Why the rabbit?" asked the young Texan.

"Great attitude," said the Chief Deputy. "When can you start?"