The Phone Call
George W. Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
While there, they spy a red phone and ask about its purpose. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for five minutes. When he is finished, the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
Next, Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished, the devil informs her that the cost is six million dollars, so Queen Elizabeth writes him a check.
Finally, George W. Bush gets his turn and talks for four hours. When he is finished, the devil informs him that there would be no charge for the call and that he may feel free to call the United States anytime.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call Amerika for free.
The devil replies, "Since Obama became president of the United States, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."
