Three politicians at God’s Table!
Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barack Obama go to heaven.
God addresses Al first. ''Al, what do you believe in?''
Al replies, "Well, I believe that I won that election but that it was your Will that I did not serve. I've come to understand that now.''
God thinks for a second and says, "Very good. Come and sit at my left.''
God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?''
Bill replies, "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man and I hope no grudges are held against me.''
God thinks for a second and says, "You are forgiven my son. Come and sit at my right.''
Then God addresses Barack. "Barack, what do you believe in?''
He replies, "I believe you're in my chair."
