Best blonde joke of the year... so far!
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.
She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.
A little later, she again came out of her house, went to the mailbox and opened it, then slammed it shut angrily and went back into the house.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, the blonde came out one more time, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then again slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”
To which she replied, “There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying… 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL!’”