Crabs
A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde, female crewmember to take care of the box for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.
He pointedly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, mentioned that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.
Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.
Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up ... So she took them home and ate them.
Two lessons here:
- Lawyers never learn.
- Blondes aren't as dumb as some men think.