The best surgeon in Kalifornia!
Three Kalifornian surgeons were playing golf and discussing surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Kalifornia. In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident. I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
The second surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident. I reattached them and two years later he won a gold medal in track and field event at the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and rode her horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's Speaker of the House."
