Beer is currently a better investment than stock
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of
Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you would have $49.00 left.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original
$1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had
less than $5.00 left.
But if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the
beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have
$214.00 cash.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and
recycle. It's called the 401-Keg.
A recent study found the average
American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found Americans drink, on
the average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means, on average, Americans
get about 41 miles to the gallon.
Makes you proud to be an American!