Five Surgeons
Five surgeons from
big cities are discussing who makes the best patients on which to operate.
The first surgeon,
from New York, says, “I like to see accountants on my operating table because
when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”
The second surgeon,
from Chicago, responds, “Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything
inside them is color coded.”
The third surgeon,
from Dallas, says, “No, I really think librarians are the best, everything
inside them is in alphabetical order.”
The fourth surgeon,
from Los Angeles, chimes in, “You know, I like construction workers. Those guys
always understand when you have a few parts left over.”
But the fifth surgeon, from
Washington, D.C. shut them all up when he observed, “You're all wrong. Politicians
are the easiest on which to operate. There are no guts, no heart, no balls, no
brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.
