Is Hillary Clinton attracted to Ron Paul?
November 24, 2007 - The Hillary Clinton campaign backpedaled today on a report published in the prestigious publication, TheSpoof.com, that implied the Democratic presidential candidate was sexually aroused by a recent Ron Paul speech.
The controversy erupted when Mrs. Clinton was spotted attending a speech by Republican GOP presidential candidate Ron Paul. Several Republican sources at the scene claimed that Hillary seemed to be breathing hard during the speech, and that her nipples were protruding through the fabric of her suit jacket.
"Is Hillary Clinton aroused by Ron Paul?" a reporter bluntly asked during a press conference given by Clinton campaign spokesman Jay Carson.
"It depends on what the definition of 'is' is," Carson explained. "If by 'is' you mean 'at the moment', then the answer is no, or at best an unlikely 'maybe.'"
Carson said the alleged stimulation was taken out of context. "If there is any truth to this report, then it was Ron Paul's talk of hard currency backed by gold and silver that perked up Mrs. Clinton," Carson spinned. "But it never happened, at least not in a way that damages Mrs. Clinton's presidential campaign."
Carson laughed when asked if Paul and Clinton might be having a secret affair.
"Talk of an affair is ridiculous," Carson scoffed. "Ron Paul is too old to be an intern. Mrs. Clinton may like the cut of his jib, but that is all. Besides, Ron Paul is the opposite sex."
