Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton in a lovely duet. Hilarious.

The scene of the crime is Orange County, Kalifornia. The criminal - little Annabelle Lockwood who makes the best homemade lemonade around Fountain Valley. Her lemonade stand was shut down by heartless terrorist pig thug cops because she didn’t have a $3,500 permit! When is enough, enough? Revolution Now! Independence Forever!

Nine people were seriously injured when an ISIS operative attacked innocent shoppers at a Minnesota mall. A 22-year-old Somali immigrant went on a stabbing rampage and was finally stopped by a citizen named Jason Falconer. Yet media has snubbed this heroic American.

The presidential debate moderators will not be allowed to wear earpieces, according to published reports. But what about the presidential candidates themselves? A voter in Maryland wrote Federal Elections Commissioner Matthew Petersen on Sept. 8 seeking a clear response to that question. Laurence B wrote back, "I read reports that during the televised event questioning each of the candidates on their qualifications to serve as Commander in Chief, that Secretary Clinton had a microphone in her ear to receive prompting and guidance from advisers off stage. Can you please confirm that your commission will take conclusive steps to ensure that no such cheating takes place during the debates?" his original letter concluded. He received no reply because he failed to notarize his email.

Since policing is a problem, the police should be removed from communities altogether, according to Black Lives Matter founder Alicia Garza.

In an unexpected announcement, German Chancellor Angela Merkel announced that she has ruled out state aid for Deutsche Bank, and the market reaction has been swift and brutal, with the bank's shares tumbling to a new all time low, sliding more than 6% this morning to €10.70, amid concerns that mounting legal bills, including a looming fine over its pre-crisis mortgage bond business, may force the lender to raise capital.

A judge released video of a November 2015 terrorist pig thug cop-involved shooting in Marksville, Louisiana. Two terrorist pig thug cops have been charged with murder for the pointless shooting death of a 6-year-old boy in the car.