WARNING! U.S. is seizing citizen computers!

MOSCOW, Russia (PNN) - August 1, 2009 - In a move that can only be described as shocking, the United States has today moved to take control over computer systems in their country without their own citizens even being aware of what is happening.

Russian legal experts state that the insidious actions of the United States against their own people are “worthy of even the most devout Communist,” as the Amerikan government has employed a method of seizing their citizens’ computers that is so Orwellian, even the most hardened of persons should be chilled to their very bones.

This past week, the United States week introduced what they are calling a “Cash for Clunkers” program that allows Amerikans to trade in their out-of-date cars for new ones subsidized by their government in an amount up to $4,500.

In order for the Amerikan people to ascertain if they are eligible for this “Cash for Clunker” program, they must first go to the U.S. government website www.cars.gov, where in the fine print they are informed:

This application provides access to the DoT CARS system. When logged on to the CARS system, your computer is considered a Federal Computer system and is the property of the US Government.

Any or all uses of this system and all files on this system may be intercepted, monitored, recorded, copied, audited, inspected, and disclosed to authorized CARS, DoT, and law enforcement personnel, as well as authorized officials of other agencies, both domestic and foreign.

Russian legal experts further point out that even though the language being employed by the U.S. government in seizing their citizens’ computers appears to limit its “ownership” to only that time period when the Federal application is being used, nothing could be further from the truth, because under the Uniform Commercial Code, once the United States Government becomes the owner of anything it retains that ownership forever.