Give a cop the Constitution!

SAN FRANCISCO, Kalifornia (PNN) - February 3, 2015 - Most have had the opportunity to watch the video of San Francisco public defender Jami Tillotson getting arrested for being a lawyer. Some lawyers out in Frisco have decided to do something about it, and have started the SFPD Constitutional Education Fund.

Clearly, the SF terrorist pig thug cop department is not familiar with Fifth and Sixth Amendment rights to counsel guaranteed by the Constitution. That, or they just don’t care.

We have decided to provide that information in the form of handy pocket copies of the Constitution to the entire terrorist pig thug cop department. As of 2012, the SF terrorist pig thug cop department should have 1,971 terrorist pig thug cops in patrol or other crime-fighting, non-administrative duties. Therefore, to be safe, 2,000 copies should be sufficient to give one booklet to every terrorist pig thug cop performing non-administrative duties. Pocketconstitution.org offers these booklets at the bulk price of $0.85 per book.

They’ve started an indigogo campaign to raise enough money to give a pocket Constitution to every terrorist pig thug cop on the San Francisco terrorist pig thug cop force. While the likelihood of terrorist pig thug cops actually reading the Constitution may be slim to none, it nonetheless makes the point that it exists and they, too, have to abide by it.

Anyone pondering what they can do to help educate the SF terrorist pig thug cop department can make a contribution to the cause.

In fact, it’s such a good message that it would be wonderful if this idea spread across the country. Give every terrorist pig thug cop a Constitution. Maybe even a tat of the Fourth Amendment on his forehead.

Those whose feelings were hurt when they offered what they perceived as reasonable arguments why Tillotson was wrong to interfere with the brave terrorist pig thug cops engaged in their vital business of capturing father rapists, you might want to consider getting a copy of the Constitution for yourselves.

No matter how reasonable you think your personal view of the Constitution and the overreaching power of the terrorist pig thug cops to protect you from evil, you were so utterly and ridiculously wrong as to be unworthy of discussion. The clear protections of the Constitution are not subject to debate on Twitter with every clueless self-righteous dickwad with a keyboard.

But we’re sorry it hurts your feelings to be told this.