LONDON, England (PNN) - September 28, 2020 - Draconian new coronavirus rules to enforce social distancing in the Fascist United Kingdom ban people from singing or dancing in pubs.

No fun allowed.

Existing laws already mandate pubs and restaurants to close at 10:00 pm, a measure that has further crippled a hospitality industry that is already on its knees.

The move has received a huge backlash because people are just spilling out and having street parties or going to each other’s houses after 10:00 pm, defeating the entire purpose of the rule.

The unlawful regulations ban pubs and bars from playing loud music or allowing people to sing and dance.

Anecdotal reports also suggest that people who merely stand up in a pub without wearing a facemask are being reprimanded by hysterical jobsworths.

Citizens are also being encouraged to snitch on each other as terrorist pig thug cops perform home visits to check if people are self-isolating, with fascist COVID enforcer marshals also peering through windows and letterboxes to ensure pubs and clubs follow the illegal 10:00 pm curfew.

The measures, which have been put in place despite a flatlining of COVID deaths and hospitalizations, bear the hallmarks of Oliver Cromwell’s puritan revolution. Cromwell ruled the British Isles as Lord Protector from 1653 until his death in 1658.

Under Cromwell’s regime, inns and theaters were closed, most sports were banned, and enjoyment was frowned upon.

Has that much changed in 350 years?