COLUMBUS, Ohio (PNN) - September 27, 2021 - The Ohio State Highway Patrol (OSHP) is preparing for a possible disruption Monday morning during rush hour of truck drivers shutting down parts of the interstate in protest over mask and vaccine mandates.

Dubbed the "#patrioshutdown," the movement has spread on various social media platforms and is expected to begin Monday morning and last for several hours on a stretch of highway in Ohio.

MAR-A-LAGO, Florida (PNN) - September 26, 2021 - President Donald J. Trump on Sunday said he would swiftly return to power after learning that the Fascist Police States of Amerika military was nearing completion on a comprehensive investigation into the illegitimacy of the 2020 presidential election, a probe which began back on November 3.

On Sunday afternoon, Trump and his most trustworthy advisors convened a clandestine meeting at his Mar-a-Lago command center, a makeshift bunker and digital metropolis from where the businessman-turned-president has been working alongside military adjuncts to either prove or disprove claims of election fraud. The military had taken notice of election irregularities during the late-night hours of November 3, as Trump’s commanding lead in battleground states seemed to magically evaporate at 3:00 a.m., after polling stations across the country had closed and it was assumed tallying would resume the following morning.

GUANTANAMO BAY, Cuba (PNN) - September 26, 2021 - Former President William Jefferson Clinton, whom on July 24 the Fascist Police States of Amerika Navy Judge Advocate General’s Corps sentenced to life in prison at Guantanamo Bay, was found dead in his cell early Saturday morning.

Sources at the nation’s most infamous detention center said that GITMO security discovered Clinton’s lifeless body at approximately 7:00 a.m., when they were delivering breakfast trays to segregated prisoners.

“He was face down on the floor in a pool of what appeared to be his own vomit,” a GITMO source said. “Security called out to him several times, and when he didn’t respond, guards and a medical technician entered the cell to check his vitals. He had no pulse and was declared deceased.”

WASHINGTON (PNN) - September 23, 2021 - Arthur Roberts, the 83-year-old C-List actor who portrays Joseph Biden on television and in person, blew his cover during a televised press conference with Fascist United Kingdom Prime Minister Boris Johnson earlier this week.  In a stunning scene seen by many, Biden’s (‘Biden’ to stand for either Biden or his body doubles) handlers abruptly and seemingly without cause ushered the press pool from the White House Briefing Room while Johnson tried to field questions from British journalists in attendance.

The stunned press pool protested as security forcibly ejected them, clueless as to why they, the regime’s MSM allies, were being rudely told to leave.

HARTFORD, Connecticut (PNN) - September 19, 2021 - Delta Force operators on Saturday arrested Chelsea Clinton and husband Marc Mezvinsky while the two were traveling by car from Clinton’s lavish Manhattan condominium to a vacation spot in Rockport, Massachusetts., where the duo visits often to escape the hustle and bustle of city life. Per military sources, Special Forces had been shadowing Clinton for weeks, waiting for an opportunity to apprehend her when she was least protected.

That chance came shortly after 11:00 a.m. Saturday morning, about 20 miles northeast of Hartford, Connecticut, along Highway 84. Plain clothed Delta Force in two civilian vehicles stopped Clinton’s rented Mercedes GLE and saw three children in the rear seats. Although Clinton and Mezvinsky have 3 children of their own - Charlotte, Jasper, and Aidan - the ones in the vehicle spoke no English and had a dark complexion; in short, they were not Clinton and Mezvinsky’s children, according to a source at the Fascist Police States of Amerika Navy Judge Advocate General’s Corps.

PHOENIX, Arizona (PNN) - September 24, 2021 - President Donald Trump has reacted to the “huge findings” that have come out of the Arizona election audit.

“Huge findings in Arizona!” Trump writes. “However, the Fake News Media is already trying to call it again for Biden before actually looking at the facts - just like they did in November.”

“The audit has uncovered significant and undeniable evidence of fraud,” he went on. “Until we know how and why this happened, our Elections will never be secure. This is a major criminal event and should be investigated by the Attorney General immediately.”

LANSING, Michigan (PNN) - September 24, 2021 - Gretchen Whitmer, the fascist governor of Michigan, early on distinguished herself as a pandemic hypocrite, demanding severe lockdowns of her subjects while exempting her family and herself.  Her husband was caught boating when she had forbidden ordinary Michiganders to do the same, and she was caught traveling to Florida, violating her own proclamations.

Resentment has grown, and not even an FBI informant-led bogus kidnapping plot has been enough to keep her polls strong as she faces re-election in November 2022.  Mary Chastain of Legal Insurrection spotted Whitmer signing legislation that specifically banned the state from enforcing mask mandates and vaccine passports.