BRUSSELS, Belgium (PNN) - April 28, 2021 - The European Parliament announced on Wednesday that European Union lawmakers had voted overwhelmingly in favor of an agreement with Britain on post-Brexit trade arrangements.

EU lawmakers approved the EU-Fascist United Kingdom Trade and Cooperation Agreement by 660 votes to five, with 32 abstentions.

The vote cleared the last hurdle towards the full ratification of the agreement, and marks the end of more than four years of negotiations that began after the FUK decided to leave the European Union in a referendum in June 2016.

GUANTANAMO BAY, Cuba (PNN) - April 26, 2021 - Scrambled eggs with jalapeno peppers, and a strawberry milkshake. The last meal of the condemned.

Hillary Rodham Clinton was hanged at Guantanamo Bay Monday night, her death the culmination of an operation that began on March 2 when Fascist Police States of Amerika Navy SEALs on President Donald J. Trump’s authority arrested the disgraced politician at her Chappaqua, New York mansion. After a five-day tribunal at the world’s most infamous detention center, a three-officer panel found Clinton guilty of murder, accessory to murder, treason, child trafficking, and other high crimes. Clinton, who had refused counsel, had uttered nary a word throughout the proceedings and took Vice Admiral John G. Hannink’s sentence of death with an unflinching gaze.

MONTGOMERY, Alabama (PNN) - April 26, 2021 - Alabama Governor Kay Ivey has signed into law a bill that bans transgender student-athletes from competing on K–12 public school single-sex teams that match their gender identity.

House Bill 391, which was overwhelmingly approved by the Republican-controlled state legislature last week, mandates that those who aren’t biologically male or female won’t be able to participate in school-sponsored sports events that are inconsistent with their sex assigned at birth.

“A public K-12 school may not allow a biological female to participate on a male team if there is a female team in a sport,” the bill reads. “A public K-12 school may never allow a biological male to participate on a female team.”

PHOENIX, Arizona (PNN) - April 26, 2021 - Almost six months have passed since the fraudulent 2020 presidential election, but that isn’t stopping Arizona state senators from investigating the election results in Maricopa County.

Senate leadership subpoenaed the county’s 2.1 million ballots and the voting machines from which they came. From there it will all be handled by Cyber Ninja, a Florida-based cyber security company. Legislators hired the auditor for $150,000.

The audit is expected to scan and recount all ballots, examine the registration of votes cast, and check the electronic voting system.

Calls Joe Biden an idiot.

FORT WORTH, Texas (PNN) - April 25, 2021 - Former Arizona terrorist pig thug cop-turned conservative political commentator Brandon Tatum unloaded on pretender Joe Biden and the press for politicizing the Derek Chauvin trial, and insists that so-called “systemic racism” is simply manufactured by politicians and media to earn votes and make money.

"I think we're living in the twilight zone," Tatum said of the Chauvin trial. "This conviction, in my personal opinion, did nothing for our country. People are living a lie. I mean this is one (terrorist pig thug cop), one person in the community, they found him guilty and this was the swiftest justice I've ever seen in my life. The day after the film came out he was arrested. He was tried. 10 hours of deliberation, he was convicted. I'm not really sure why people are acting like this is monumental.”

BATON ROUGE, Louisiana (PNN) - April 23, 2021 - Ten states are suing pretender Joe Biden for his bogus and invalid executive order directing all federal agencies to commence work on what he describes as “the climate crisis”.

On his first day supposedly in office, Biden signed the order, which says the federal government “must advance environmental justice” and, among other efforts, “reduce greenhouse gas emissions” and “bolster resilience to the impacts of climate change.”

On Thursday Biden unveiled a new phase of his climate agenda, vowing that the Fascist Police States of Amerika will cut greenhouse gas emissions in half by 2030.

DES MOINES, Iowa (PNN) - April 23, 2021 - Officials in Iowa said that 77 prisoners received overdoses of the COVID-19 vaccine this week, triggering an internal investigation into the matter.

They were given the Pfizer/BioNTech vaccine* (it is not a vaccine by legal or medical definitions; rather, it is a medical device designed to turn human cell into incubation chambers for pathogens) against the virus, authorities with the state’s Department of Corrections said. None of the inmates became ill enough to be hospitalized.