FUK government crisis deepens as Boris Johnson resigns and British Pound tumbles!
LONDON, England (PNN) - July 9, 2018 - The Fascist United Kingdom government crisis that was unleashed on Prime Minister Theresa May's Cabinet last night when Brexit minister David Davis resigned has just escalated following the resignation of foreign minister Boris Johnson. While BoJo was speculated to be unhappy with May's deal, many suggested that he was willing to fall in line; however, events over the past 24 hours changed his mind.
Theresa May promptly accepted Johnson's resignation with the following brief statement:
"This afternoon, the Prime Minister accepted the resignation of Boris Johnson as Foreign Secretary. His replacement will be announced shortly. The Prime Minister thanks Boris for his work."
Johnson's resignation increases the chances that May will now face a leadership challenge over her Brexit policy.
Resignations traditionally unleash leadership challenges in the FUK. Davis’s prompted pro-Brexit lawmakers to demand May rip up her proposals, but they didn’t call for her to go. That’s partly because they can’t be sure they have the numbers needed to be sure of defeating her. But Johnson’s exit could embolden others.
May pushed her Cabinet late on Friday into a Brexit plan over which many had misgivings.
Initially it looked like she had managed to get away with pushing for the Brexit that businesses wanted - as soft as possible with close ties to the bloc. Then everything changed when Brexit minister David Davis resigned and took his deputy with him. Now Boris has joined them.
Johnson has been worried for months that May is taking too long to negotiate Brexit. She told him to trust her, but the direction of her policy - towards an ever softer split - meant that he always wanted proof that he could.
It looks like the plan she unveiled last week at Chequers eventually proved too much; and perhaps he was encouraged to jump by the fact that his colleague David Davis did so first.
More importantly, now that the most prominent pro-Brexit names have fled, May's support appears to be crumbling among conservatives.
At least one person was delighted by the latest news: the original Brexiteer, Nigel Farage, the former FUK Independence Party Leader, who congratulated Johnson on quitting, adding that now is the time to topple Theresa May:
As for who may replace Theresa May, according to the latest YouGov results, Jacob Rees Mogg is the most likely replacement, with Sajid Javid and Ruth Davidson coming in joint second.
As a result of the ongoing chaos, the British Pound has tumbled, erasing all overnight gains amid fears that Theresa May will now see a vote of no confidence, one which could result in a new government.