Patriot News Network

The following collection of articles by various authors are their opinions, inspiration and humor for your reading enjoyment.

War on Freedom

Fascist UK installs CCTV at petrol stations!

Cameras will automatically stop uninsured cars from being fueled.

LONDON, England (PNN) - March 12, 2012 - Cameras at petrol stations located in the Fascist United Kingdom (FUK) will automatically stop uninsured or untaxed vehicles from being filled with fuel, under new government plans that would make Adolf Hitler, Josef Stalin, and Kim Jung Un proud.

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Election 2012

Romney wins five states while Santorum trails behind!

NEW YORK (PNN) - March 6, 2012 - Corporatist candidate Mitt Romney narrowly defeated former Rick Santorum on Tuesday in the battleground state of Ohio, according to the Associated Press.

Underscoring the continuing contentious and divided nature of national Republicans, the remaining GOP presidential candidates split the Super Tuesday contests amongst themselves, once again denying R

Election 2012

Romney's family endorses Ron Paul for president!

LAKE JACKSON (PNN) - Texas - March 5, 2012 - Texas Rep. Ron Paul, known widely as The Patriot Congressman, announced that five relatives of rival Mitt Romney’s family are endorsing his Republican presidential campaign.

Road to Depression

Joblessness Depression longest since WWII!

NEW YORK (PNN) - March 9, 2012 - The Fascist Police States of Amerika (FPSA) economy added 227,000 jobs in February vs. expectations for 206,000, and the official, if inaccurate, unemployment rate stands at 8.3%.

However, the actual unemployment rate, taken without first eliminating countless millions from the number due to creative statistic massaging by the FPSA government, is clos

Road to Depression

Will Greece resolution spark a bigger crisis?

ATHENS, Greece - March 8, 2012 - Markets around the world were buoyed on hopes that Greece’s long and winding journey to debt restructuring may at last be at its final port of call.

But some are warning that this may actually be the beginning of a new and more dangerous crisis.

Road to Depression

Depression analysts are using your tweets to gather data!

NEW YORK - March 7, 2012 - The millions of daily Twitter updates and Facebook posts about our everyday thoughts are turning out to be some of the best economic and financial data out there, according to recent research.

Now central bankers are starting to take note and are looking for ways to use this data in their ongoing struggle to keep their economies growing.

Road to Depression

Precious metals only safe haven from inevitable Iran-Israel war!

NEW YORK (PNN) - March 6, 2012 - Political risk in the Middle East has increased significantly with war between Iran and Israel almost inevitable, and precious metals and equities investments offer some safety, Swiss money manager and long-term bear Marc Faber said on Tuesday.