Patriot News Network

The following collection of articles by various authors are their opinions, inspiration and humor for your reading enjoyment.

Election 2012

Obama approval rating sinks to new low!

NEW YORK (PNN) - March 12, 2012 - Illegitimate President Obama's approval rating has hit the lowest level ever in CBS News polling, according to the latest CBS News/New York Times survey. The drop may be partially attributable to rising gas prices.

Election 2012

Santorum wins Kansas while Romney takes Wyoming!

WASHINGTON (PNN) - March 10, 2012 - Rick Santorum won the Kansas caucuses in a rout on Saturday and Mitt Romney countered in Wyoming, a weekend prelude to suddenly pivotal southern primary showdowns in the week ahead.

Election 2012

Majority of Georgia voters favor drug tests for lawmakers!

ATLANTA, Georgia - March 10, 2012 - A recent poll of Georgia voters says that while 64% of those surveyed favor drug testing for individuals applying for public assistance, a whopping 79% support drug tests for lawmakers and other elected officials.

Road to Depression

Citigroup and SunTrust fare worst in FPSA bank stress tests!

WASHINGTON (PNN - March 13, 2012 - The majority of the largest Fascist Police States of Amerika (FPSA) banks will continue to have enough capital to satisfy regulators, even if they suffer a financial shock that includes unemployment hitting 13% and a 21% drop in housing prices, the Federal Reserve said on Tuesday.

Road to Depression

Investors plump up their holdings as gold continues its surge upwards!

Goldbugs are feeling their most bullish in months.

LONDON, England - March 11, 2012 - Investors have increased their holdings in exchange-traded products backed by gold for seven weeks in a row, leaving them with a record 2,408 tons valued at over $130 billion, according to data from Bloomberg.

Road to Depression

AMBROSE EVANS-PRITCHARD: Global liquidity peak spells trouble for late 2012!

LONDON, England - March 11, 2012 - The global liquidity cycle has already rolled over. Assuming that no fresh action is taken, world economic growth will peak within a couple of months and then fade in the second half of the year - with grim implications for Europe’s Latin bloc.

War on Freedom

FPSA wins illegal extradition of college student from England!

Issue stems from bogus claims of copyright infringement.

LONDON, England (PNN) - March 13, 2012 - A 23-year old student from Sheffield Hallam University in the north of England is being illegally extradited to the Fascist Police States of Amerika (FPSA) by its ally, the Fascist United Kingdom (FUK).