Patriot News Network

The following collection of articles by various authors are their opinions, inspiration and humor for your reading enjoyment.

War on Freedom

Amerikan Gestapo subjects three-year-old to humiliating search!

Father outraged at treatment of wheelchair-bound son who was on his way to Disney World.

CHICAGO, Illinois (PNN) - March 19, 2012 - A vacation to the Magic Kingdom should be enough to make a child giddy with excitement, but one young boy was left trembling with fear after he was subjected to an invasive pat down by fascist pig thug perverts working for the Amerikan Gestapo

War on Freedom

Fascist cop tells reporters First Amendment rights can be terminated!

CHICAGO, Illinois (PNN) - March 19, 2012 - If one Chicago pig thug cop is to be believed, Amerikan citizens can lose their most fundamental rights simply by standing near an irritable pig thug cop.

That’s what two members of the press found out on Sunday, when an angry fascist outlaw pig thug cop told them they would be arrested if they did not stop filming in front of Mt. Sinai Hospital.

War on Freedom

FUK schools ban children from making best friends!

LONDON, England (PNN) - March 19, 2012 - Fascist pig thug teachers are now dictatorially banning schoolchildren from having best pals - so they don't get upset by fall-outs.

Instead, primary pupils are being encouraged to play in large groups.

War on Freedom

Government says free sterilization must be offered to college women!

Fascist outlaw pig thug officials attempt to impose sick program.

WASHINGTON (PNN) - March 17, 2012 - All student health care plans covering female college students in the Fascist Police States of Amerika (FPSA) must now include coverage for free voluntary sterilization surgery, according to the fascist Department of Health and Human Services.

War on Freedom

Fascist pig thug officials arrest man for siding code violation!

BURNSVILLE, Minnesota (PNN) - March 17, 2012 - A Burnsville man on his way to work was arrested and thrown in jail without bond, and then subjected to electronic home monitoring, but it wasn’t for drugs or a DWI or some other major crime.

Burnsville city leaders say Mitch Faber’s dealings with the law all stem from his failure to properly put up siding on his house.

War on Freedom

Government terrorists train their weapons on children!

MIAMI, Florida (PNN) - March 16, 2012 - On Tuesday, dozens of pig thug cops equipped with shotguns and assault rifles stormed a Miami, Florida apartment and drew their weapons on peaceful protesters and children with the local Occupy Wall Street campaign.

If a SWAT team drew down on unarmed occupiers, that would still be a horrifying, newsworthy story, but what makes the Miami event additio

Election 2012

Santorum wins Alabama and Mississippi primaries!

BIRMINGHAM, Alabama - March 13, 2012 - White House hopefuls were locked in a three-way fight Tuesday as they battled for dominance in key southern states Alabama and Mississippi, which could bust open the unruly Republican presidential race.