Patriot News Network

The following collection of articles by various authors are their opinions, inspiration and humor for your reading enjoyment.

War on Freedom

Amerikan Gestapo bust men at border for illegal candy!

SEATTLE, Washington (PNN) - July 16, 2012 - Two Seattle men were recently arrested crossing the Canadian border, but the men weren't carrying guns or drugs - they were packing illegal candy.

Election 2012

Texas Republican Party calls for mandatory GMO labeling!

Platform seeks to legalize raw milk and eliminate TSA.

FORT WORTH, Texas (PNN) - July 18, 2012 - Delegates from the Texas Republican Party recently gathered in Fort Worth to iron out their party's official 2012 platform. In the official platform document, it is spelled out that the Texas Republican Party is in full support of mandatory labeling of genetically modifie

Election 2012

Barack Obama constitutionally ineligible to be president!

Arizona sheriff investigation finds birth certificate to be forgery.

PHOENIX, Arizona (PNN) - July 18, 2012 - Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio said at a news conference Tuesday that investigators working for him have concluded that the document purported to be Barack Obama’s birth certificate, showing that he was born in Hawaii, is not legitimate.

Election 2012

RNC confirms Ron Paul will be up for nomination!

But RNC also says it can ignore its own rules and lie and misrepresent itself in order to deny Paul the nomination.

WASHINGTON (PNN) - July 17, 2012 - The Republican National Convention is quickly approaching (August 26th). For over the past year, avid supporters of Rep. Ron Paul - known widely as The Patriot Congressman for his rigid stance on constitutional limitat

Election 2012

Ron Paul presidential nomination still very much alive!

The Patriot Congressman may very possibly get nominated for president or vice president.

TAMPA, Florida (PNN) - July 17, 2012 - The possible GOP convention of a lifetime could be just around the corner in Tampa, Florida. Mainstream media would have us all believe that Mitt Romney has the nomination wrapped up, but an obscure GOP rule change passed in January, 2008, h

Election 2012

Dead dogs support Obama!

WASHINGTON (PNN) - July 16, 2012 - Voter fraud is the big issue that may decide the outcome of the 2012 presidential election.

In Seattle, Washington, last month, Brenda Charlston received a voter registration form in the mail from the Voter Participation Center with all the blanks filled in for “Rosie Charlston,” her black Labrador that died in 1998.

Road to Depression

Canadians are now richer than Amerikans!

TORONTO, Ontario, Canada (PNN) - July 18, 2012 - While Amerikans might enjoy throwing politically charged barbs at their neighbors to the north, Canadians now have at least one reason to be smug.

For the first time in recent history, the average Canadian is richer than the average Amerikan, according to a report cited in Toronto’s Globe and Mail.