Patriot News Network

The following collection of articles by various authors are their opinions, inspiration and humor for your reading enjoyment.

Election 2012

Santorum, Bush and Paul to speak at GOP convention!

TAMPA, Florida (PNN) - August 7, 2012 - Rick Santorum, who emerged as Mitt Romney's fiercest competitor for the Republican presidential nomination, will speak at the Republican National Convention, according to a senior GOP official.

Election 2012

Obama slams Romney as Robin Hood in reverse!

Illegitimate president neglects to mention that he (Obama) has hiked taxes on middle class.

STAMFORD, Connecticut (PNN) - August 6, 2012 - Illegitimate President Barack Obama joked Monday that his election foe Mitt Romney’s tax plans would rob from the middle class to help the rich - “like Robin Hood in reverse.”

Election 2012

Government shill group attacks Democrat Senate nominee!

NASHVILLE, Tennessee - August 3, 2012 - The Southern Poverty Law Center, by way of the Tennessee Democrat Party, has disavowed the Fascist Police States of Amerika Senate nominee Friday, falsely claiming that he is associated with a known hate group - in this case, a conservative advocacy organization.

Road to Depression

Stockton thug cops and firefighters have no money to buy gas!

STOCKTON, Kalifornia (PNN) - August 7, 2012 - One of Kalifornia’s bankrupt cities is struggling to keep its pig thug cops and firefighters in service. The two public safety departments have no gasoline in the pumps at their stations, because companies refuse to service those in bankruptcy.

Road to Depression

Wisconsin governor brings state into the black two years in a row!

MADISON, Wisconsin (PNN) - August 3, 2012 - Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker, who came into office last year, blew out a multibillion dollar state budget deficit with his cost cutting measures, fought off a recall, and watched as his state soared in popularity among business owners as its unemployment rate plunged, has some advice for Washington.

Road to Depression

World’s oldest shipping company closes!

LONDON, England (PNN) - August 10, 2012 - The world’s oldest shipping company sold its last vessel and is going out of business, according to the liquidator.

Stephenson Clarke Shipping Ltd., started in 1730, has been placed into liquidation, according to a statement from accounting firm Tait Walker. The Newcastle-Upon-Tyne, England-based shipper, which employed nine people, sold of

War on Freedom

Pig thug cop caught on video beating handcuffed man!

LAUREL, Maryland (PNN) - August 6, 2012 - A pig thug cop in Laurel, Maryland is under investigation after a witness came forward with video of him repeatedly striking a handcuffed man in the head.