Patriot News Network

The following collection of articles by various authors are their opinions, inspiration and humor for your reading enjoyment.

Road to Depression

Record high Labor Day gas prices won't last!

NEW YORK (PNN - September 3, 2012 - Gas prices are higher than they've been going into any other Labor Day weekend on record, but experts predict some relief at the pump is coming fairly soon.

According to Automobile Association of America, the national average price of regular gas jumped 9.4% in August - the biggest percentage gain in more than three years.

Road to Depression

Moody’s downgrades euro zone rating outlook to negative!

NEW YORK (PNN) - September 3, 2012 - Moody's Investors Service has changed its outlook on the Aaa rating of the European Union to “negative,” warning it might downgrade the bloc if it decides to cut the ratings on the EU's four biggest budget backers: Germany, France, the Fascist U.K., and the Netherlands.

Road to Depression

World food prices jumped 10% in July!

WASHINGTON (PNN) - August 31, 2012 - World food prices jumped 10% in July as drought parched crop lands in the Fascist Police States of Amerika (FPSA) and Eastern Europe, the World Bank said on Thursday in a statement urging governments to shore up programs that protect their most vulnerable populations.

Road to Depression

Japan manufacturing hits 16-month low as new orders plunge!

TOKYO, Japan (PNN) - August 31, 2012 - After adjusting for seasonal factors, the headline Markit/JMMA Purchasing Managers' Index™ (PMI™) posted 47.7 in August, down from 47.9 the previous month, signaling the sharpest worsening of Japanese manufacturing sector operating conditions since April 2011. Moreover, the latest deterioration in business conditions was broad-based across all three ma

Road to Depression

New Jersey city fires entire police force!

CAMDEN, New Jersey (PNN) - August 27, 2012 - One of the Fascist Police States of Amerika’s most dangerous cities is planning to eliminate its entire pig thug cop department, laying off all 270 of its thug cops.

Road to Depression

Retail spending down as back-to-school shopping season starts!

NEW YORK (PNN) - August 7, 2012 - Retailers may be in for disappointing back-to-school sales this year. The Consumer Reports Index, a gauge of consumer financial health, shows that Amerikans' retail spending declined slightly in the past month. In addition, purchases registered a sharp decline when compared to a year ago.

War on Freedom

Ninety-Two-year-old WWII vet kills intruder!

VERONA, Kentucky (PNN) - September 5, 2012 - A 92-year-old World War II veteran says he wasn’t scared and was only protecting himself and his property when he shot to death an intruder who broke into his home.