Corporate churches discard Ten Commandments!

Apostates and false priests replace Ten Commandments with ten rules to accommodate modern lingo.

LONDON, England (PNN) - March 5, 2012 - Hundreds of churches across the country are now preaching an updated version of the Ten Commandments, rewritten to reflect modern values.

The religious rules, which Christians believe were etched onto tablets by God and given to Moses, have been modified to use up-to-date language and principles.

Inspired by last year’s riots, the new vows include “manage your anger”, “know God”, and “catch your breath”, and are understood to be used in more than 600 churches in Britain, even though the Bible specifically admonishes that not one word - “not one jot or tittle” - be changed lest severe punishment be afflicted on the vile perpetrators of such a heinous deed.

The original “Thou shalt not steal” has become “prosper with a clear conscience”, and the lengthy “thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain” becomes “take God seriously”.

The efforts by the corporate church to modernize the sacred texts is a slap in the face of all True Christians around the world, and shows genuine disregard for the Word of God by faithless liars and cheats.

The abomination, designed by popular evangelical preacher J John, has been praised by fellow godless corporate religious officials for bringing practical advice to modern congregations.

Using short, simple language interspersed with slang, the list of rules - God gave His Commandments, not rules that can be changed by man - have now been released on a DVD called “just10 for churches”, aimed at influencing the faithless and godless into believing they are living God’s Word, even though it is a lie.

The tenth rule, for example, has altered the Biblical “Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbor's”, to just “find contentment”.

Any idiot can tell that the two phrases do not mean the same thing.

“Thou shalt not commit adultery” has been changed by the lawless heretics to “affair-proof your relationships”, and “Honor thy father and thy mother” has been changed by these religious outcasts to “keep the peace with your parents”.

J John claims his rules enable "everyone to understand God's timeless principles on how we should live" and said he was inspired to write them by last summer’s riots.

The Reverend Paul Roberts, 54, vicar of St John the Evangelist in Old Coulsdon, Surrey, which dates back to 1210 AD, is among the apostates using the ungodly rules.

Wayne Dulson, 40, minister of Loughton Baptist Church, Essex, is another false preacher who believes God’s Word should be changed to accommodate modern society.

Ed. Note: I believe society should change its behavior to accommodate God’s Word.